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Hi, I'm Emmy and I'm from Maryland.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail


iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped


yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up


actuallyjoebiden:

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?”

(What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)


1innea:

shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

OMG SO SAD THE LAST ONE


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